Irish Hand Grenade

Molotov Cocktail or other Improvised Explosive Device (IED)often used by Irish Nationalists like the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

An Irish Hand Grenade is typically made of inexpensive and available materials, such as glass bottle that breaks upon impact allowing flamable liquids inside to ignite from burning rag sticking out of end of bottle.

by MacanUltaigh January 17, 2009

Irishness

to pertain an irish air about it

sexy lady no1: man jayce is just the hottest thing
sexy lady no2: yeah i heard he's irish!
sexy lady no1: let's go bask in his irishness (becons jayce over with her index finger)
sexy lady no2: and then we can have a threesome!
jayce: hell no bitch, you're ugly and you pull your thong up to your titties.
sexy lady no1: ouch..burn. oh well more irishness for me!

by 143 KB April 27, 2006

Irish curb stomp

(v.) the act of placing an empty whiskey bottle between the chin of the curb stompee and the curb, then proceeding as though it was a normal curb stomping manuever.
(for best results, drink the contents of the bottle moments before using the bottle. Also, as much swearing as possible is preferred but not required.)

" Dude, Seamus got into a fight at O'Leary's and irish curb stomped his grandmother!"

by taylor lairsey September 8, 2006

Dirty Irishman

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Irishamn is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.

My girlfriend didn't didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty Irishman. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.

by Boss Horndawg January 12, 2009

Irish Curse

also known as "The Whisky Dick", the Irish Curse is the inability to maintain an erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol

Colin Farrell mentioned he had a case of the Irish curse after drinking too much one night and taking a lady home

by Datamaster General February 20, 2004

Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.

"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"

by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009

irish facial

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then throws a handful of lucky charms on it. The semen acts as glue which allows the lucky charms to stick to the face.

After a night of heavy drinking, Sean gave a lucky girl an Irish Facial. Now they're after her lucky charms!! MMMMMM delicious.

by Sean Ches July 28, 2010