Home and Away

The Never Ending Story Australian Edition!

Did you know there are 5805 episodes of home and away at the time of writing this? Given that the average episode is 22 minuets long it would take 2 128.5 hours to go from episode 1 to the most recent episode. That's 88 days of doing nothing but watching Home and Away!

"home and away is on"
everyone under the age of 50 leaves the room

by Galavenski May 16, 2021

Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.

John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.

by Rye Lan January 14, 2013

Food at home

The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.

Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's

Mom: we have food at home

Food at home:

by Pee Doge January 5, 2021

I’m not home

The excuse that chey and I use in order to not give Jenna Galasso homework that she never does.

Jenna: can I have the math
Me+chey: I’m not home

by Lilbabypeep05 February 8, 2019

home slice

Bae who is thick and has an ugly laugh

I love you home slice

by BD4LLLLLLL May 3, 2018

Home Vegetarian

Someone who devours meat when they are out-n-about but eat mostly vegetarian meals at home.

Let's order some juicy steaks and burgers tonight. Oh wait! add something vege for Sam. He is a bloody home vegetarian.

by jhonny-boy January 20, 2019

Home bowlaphobia

The fear of taking a dump in any place other than a toilet in your home.

JIMMY crapped his pants on the way home from church because the dipshit has home bowlaphobia and he couldn't hold it long enough to get home.

by TheBeardedBard July 24, 2016