wort hog

A fat pimply faced life sucking bitch.

The "wort hog" trapped him with a kid, went to DSS and chased him for big child support.

by JW & PC July 18, 2007

remote hog

A person who will change the channel ever 5 seconds.

remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

hog runner

A man who prefers dating and fucking fat chicks. Synonymous with chubby chaser.

That guy prefers fat women? He must be a hog runner

by stvinut January 10, 2009

Hog Leg

Slang name for the male reproductive organ.

Man, I'd like to hand my Hog Leg up in her.

by sapper1459 June 2, 2009

hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

Food Hog

A food hog is a person who hogs and constantly eats food

She is a food hog because she always eats

by -Urban Dictionary- July 24, 2018

Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018