wort hog

A fat pimply faced life sucking bitch.

The "wort hog" trapped him with a kid, went to DSS and chased him for big child support.

by JW & PC July 18, 2007

hog runner

A man who prefers dating and fucking fat chicks. Synonymous with chubby chaser.

That guy prefers fat women? He must be a hog runner

by stvinut January 10, 2009

remote hog

A person who will change the channel ever 5 seconds.

remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Hog Leg

Slang name for the male reproductive organ.

Man, I'd like to hand my Hog Leg up in her.

by sapper1459 June 2, 2009

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017

chill hog

Person who takes all the chill.

Joey was so stoned he forgot to pass the bowl. I was like "Joey...don't be a chill hog..."

by lightningswitchblade January 5, 2018

counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.

Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "

by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013