Canada's History

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.

We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.

by StevenFan February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.

I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.

by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010

Lampin History

All these native americans were lampin, having this crazy feast... This one native american was offered some food and he replied: "No thanks, I'm just lampin right now. I'll eat later."

This is the history of the word "lampin"

Bartholomew did not get shit done yesterday because he was lampin so heavy.

"Yo! Samuel, pay me the rent!"
"Mothafucka, I'm just lampin..."

...This is the history of the term "lampin"
lampin history

by Breaaaah September 2, 2012

Canadian History

The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.

Get away from that moose, unless you're gonna Canadian History someone.

by NardsOfDoom February 5, 2010

canada's history

That sizzling sensation of touching your penis on the frozen flagpole.
(Steven Colbert made me do it).

I was late returning from recess because of Canada's History.

by GCL224 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.

by Zaatar February 4, 2010

Canada's history

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.

last night really was worse than a Canada's History.

by sexytime113 February 4, 2010