Canada's History
Canada's History by skb89 February 4, 2010
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native american history
really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special
a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
native american history by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010
Canada's History
A sexual act. Canada is referred to as "America's Fuzzy Hat." You give your girlfriend a "fuzzy hat" by having ten of your friends masturbate on her hair, and then you "smuggle drugs back across the border" by having anal sex with her, and then drugging her with morphine. You finish the act by putting a Canadian and an American dollar in her anus and leaving it there.
Canada's History by yesplz4930843980 February 4, 2010
Canada's history
A sex act in which a jug of maple syrup is inserted into the woman's vagina and/or man's ass with the jug opening sticking out. The partner with the jug then squats over the other partner while maple syrup drips out, covering the other partner. The partner covered in syrup then fucks a beaver (if the woman is covered in syrup, a strap-on dildo is used). Then sticky, sweet, chaos ensues between the two and the beaver.
The apartment was a sticky wreck after the Canada's History from the night before. The dining room table was also missing one of its wooden legs.
Canada's history by Hippopotannonymous February 4, 2010
Canadian History
A "Canadian History" is the sexual act involving a hairy Canadian woman and a man. The man takes a bottle of maple syrup and a moose antler and engages in the sexual act of shaving the hairy Canadian woman. They then lie down on a Canadian flag in the snow and then the man uses a small plastic or rubber figurine of the Stanley Cup to masturbate the freshly shaven Canadian woman until she orgasms. This orgasm may then be bottled, food color added, and then sold as "Canadian Historical Maple Syrup".
After watching an episode of "The Cobert Report" on Comedy Central, Tom and Sarah engaged in some Canadian History.
Canadian History by DMan3787 February 8, 2010
Canada's History
A sex act performed by first lubricating a woman's vagina and anus with maple syrup. Then, the aforementioned orifices are spread open with the antlers of an elk. Once the vagina and anus are spread to a diameter of six inches, athletic tape is used to attach the antlers to her thighs. Her partner then defecates into the Stanley Cup, and mixes it with Molson. Once it achieves a consistency of pudding, it is poured directly from the Stanley Cup into both orifices. Both orifices are then plugged with hockey pucks. This step is known as the "Hat Trick." She then stands up, straddles the face of her partner and pushes the pucks out.
Canada's History by Nobody_Important_Zero February 4, 2010