Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 5, 2010

Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.

Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.

by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024