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JIZZY GLIZZY

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)
My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)
by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024
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Anal Glizzy Fart

ie. 'Butthole Queef'

When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.
"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."
by Dayal Krishnadas March 4, 2024
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Toilet Glizzy

A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"

Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024
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drizzy glizzy

Referring to the "drake leak" and how Drake has a wobbly dick
Rad : Bro did you see the drake leak? Bro it looks like a sausage!

Brad : Might aswell call it a drizzy glizzy bro
by humpdaygod April 14, 2024
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Riz Glizzy

Things were getting hot and heavy, then he pulled out his riz glizzy.
by Scrotumicus October 6, 2024
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G Glizzy day

G Glizzy day
It’s G Glizzy day if you know you know and if you don’t then you’re weird
Every year on the 8th of October
“What day is it today?”
8th of October why?”
“ITS G GLIZZY DAY!”
by gargle fargle October 8, 2024
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Garden Glizzy

Hey, let me get a few slices of that garden glizzy for my salad.

Not tonight, I'm pickling my garden glizzies.
by TastyWhiteGuy April 16, 2025
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