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Griffin

Griffins are usually tall, and very skinny like it’s kinda bad. If you ask them if they want to hang, they will usually bitch about how they are doing Euro homework. However they are pretty trust worthy and friendly. Sometimes they are very smart and it pisses people off but it’s ok cause they are probably packing. Griffins will also play volleyball and be a bit sus to their teammates. Griffins can be sus a lot of times and accuse others of being sus as well. Not cool 🙄
Random dude: “Hey that guy is skinny and plays volleyballl”

Random girl “must be a griffin, I’ll start talking to that cute guy
by Lizzo45 October 21, 2020
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Griffin

He’s gay as fuck and jacks off to jadon tatum he slays cock because he’s a faggot his last name is couch
Are you taking about that faggot griffin
by Nibbaking May 1, 2020
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Griffin

When a mans dick is hard and large and ready to be used .

aka overweight penis
I was at her house last night , she looked sexy ass hell had my peta Griffin. I was ready to fuck
by Glock boy August 4, 2023
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Maya Griffin

A girl who is dating an absolute chad. She is dating one hell of a man.
Get yourself a boyfriend like Maya Griffin’s.
by Mr meoff May 13, 2022
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pulling a griffin

eating whenever you feel anything, like being mad sad or just eating more than you should.
Wow, he's like 300lbs... Do you think hes pulling a griffin right now?
by `2167y84 July 24, 2019
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griffin

Griffin heirs in the land of smurfsville. He lives off eating the smurfs, and using their hair. he hates bunnies.
Griffin is weird ngl.
by Pita Chip ( w/ biggest leg) November 22, 2021
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Lois Griffin

The best cartoon character to ever exist!!! SHES SOO COOL!!!
Person 1: Is that Lois Griffin from the show Family Guy?

Person 2: YES ISN'T SHE AMAZING!!
by Me donation March 27, 2025
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