all that glitters is gold

From the song "Stairway To Heaven." There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold... so, she believes a falsehood, but one that guides her nonetheless. This is a sardonic or dark spin on the age old saying that "all that is gold does not glitter."

Go to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

by Tommy January 7, 2004

Golden Quintas

Receiving a blumpkinblow job while taking a dump while you top shelfdumping in the tank of the toiletand she urinates in the bowl.

An Asian hooker and I were about to engage in cheap fellatio when we realized we both had to use the bathroom....so we decided on a golden quintas.

by 2-304 + Team Stoner March 30, 2005

Gold Digger

Typically a MALE OR FEMALE that only gets into relationships with others for material things, not love. Most of the time, this person will want to marry the other person as soon as possible. They will also try to make them spend their spouse's money on clothing, jewelry and other material things. A lot of men and women marry celebrities for the money. A lot of old rich men (most of the time Caucasian) marry young and selfish women.

Wife: Girl, I knew that marrying him was the right choice. That old fart doesn't the real reason I married him.
Girl: Does he take you shopping?
Wife: You know it. Yeah, so you want to help me kill him?
Girl: If I can take half of the money? You know, because we are fellow gold diggers?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by cutegirl476 January 7, 2012

Goldblum'd

The act of bombarding one's social networking page with various Jeff Goldblum photos.

Filling up someone's entire front comments page with photos of Jeff Goldblum from various movies and public appearances. The person will then respond back to the intended target with the phrase, " GOLDBLUM'D ".

by outletpro October 16, 2009

Gold

Gold: A fun, loving, outgoing person. Always cheerful and there for you when you need her the most. A Gold is a good friend that you will never want to lose. She's an amazing person inside and out. She's very competitive and kind but mean when not in a good mood. She's also very beautiful. She's usually called goldie, goldilocks or silver. To have and know a Gold is a treasure best kept. Also, she has some bomb ass pussy.

Boy 1: who is that?
Boy 2: oh that's Gold
Boy 1: damn she's bad asf yo
Boy 2: tuhh you ain't gotta say it twice bro

by Smhhh.hh April 17, 2017

Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008