Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold

Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...

by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019

cold gold

Where someone sacrifices something sentimental for an achievement.

I have cold gold from selling my old records at my garage sale.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Gold Rain

Piss Rain

Hey Look! It's Gold Rain!!

by Stratistics March 1, 2018

Gold Miner

A man who successfully gold digs off of a gold digger.

He been livin off that gold mining hoe...This nigga a Gold Miner

by BobTshit January 31, 2018

gold 3

on tombe pas gold 3 par hasard

league of legendsgold 3

by jojolapatate1232 October 23, 2017

gold damage

a get out of jail free card in Overwatch when your friends say you're doing shit

Friend: "Bro you fucking suck"
"I'm gold damage fym cunt"

by Shamzor June 21, 2022

Gold Bugle

Its the bugle you'd love to touch but you musn't touch... bugle sounds good in your ear but when you say it you musn't fear... 'cos bugle can be said by anyone!

Would you like thy to take ones Gold Bugle from thee.

by GoldenBugleBoy May 1, 2009