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Fortnite 

Fortnite:

/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!

Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.
Fortnite by complete.sheenery January 25, 2019

Fortnite 

“Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!
Kid 1: Hey have you seen that awesome game?!

Kid 2: Yeah! It’s the best duh! Fortnite
Fortnite by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019

Fortnite 

I was diagnosed with Fortnite- I mean, Cancer
Fortnite by suicidal banana January 28, 2019

Fortnite 

A really bad game that was so popular that it is now known as ‘gay’.it should never be played again and is only really played by 10 year olds
10 year old : Have you seen the new update on fortnite,it’s soooo cool !!

Me: Ummm....nah I'm not a lil kid mate
Fortnite by Ewww.its.me. January 31, 2019

Fortnite 

Tyrese:Oi bruv wanna play a lickle bit of FORTNITE
Tyrone:Nah fam, I aint no virgin innit
Fortnite by ReloadzzRenegade February 4, 2019

Fortnite 

The most fricking annoying game in the world. You will never win, and you will always die in the beginning of the game because someone stole the gun you were about to drop on top of, and got you before you could even fricking land. Follow me on twitch, HyperTy27
Fortnite by HyperTy27 February 11, 2019