fecak

dumb piece of shit who likes to get his balloon knot plundered

that jackass is a total fecak

by dirtyrifkin October 19, 2008

fecalplaning

Skating over the bullshit.

I was supposed to be thrown under the bus in Friday's meeting, but some deft fecalplaning shifted the blame elsewhere.

by Dick Perses February 7, 2009

fecalation

the state obtained during or following an extremely satisfying bowel movement.

the orgasmic feeling of releasing pent up feces. due to either the need to clench for extended time or constipation.

you just drove across the state and spent twenty minutes in the can, why are you smiling?

after 5 hours on the interstate and a thermos of coffee, i'm in fecalation!

by crbdth March 30, 2009

fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.

Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.

by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.

Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

by JewishButches December 28, 2009

FecesBerry

Any Blackberry mobile device, that falls into a feces infested toilet. Preferably: Diarrhea.

I'm just checking my facebook, twitter, and myspace on my FecesBerry.

by finespud February 22, 2010

Feckness

Being of, or in, a complete state of Feck!

Since 2007, the Irish economy had been in a state of total feckness

by mcguvir June 21, 2010