Granola Eater

A person whom at first glance you may categorize as a "hippie" but quickly realize by the brand new Teva sandals, Ray Ban glasses and fresh bag of granola, that in fact they are a spoiled rich kid who travels around the world, doesn't work while smoking a lot of good pot and tells people what life is really all about.

Hey, you meet that new guy in town?" "Oh, the granola eater?

by JtotheBlunt August 1, 2011

penis eater

One who likes to suck on penis's and sometime nibble on the head

"Dude, that gay faggot homo robert is the biggest penis eater i have ever met in my entire life"

by Ant6116 July 5, 2006

sardine eater

A guy who engages in oral sex with a woman with a stank ass, damp like a basement vagina.

"I felt like such a sardine eater after licking that girl's stank ass vagina." "I have a new nickname for you..... mmmmmm sardine eater."

by Jerm (the worm) August 7, 2004

Minge Eater

A modification of "Binge Eater".

Rather than over-indulging in food, the Minge Eater is known for eating out several females pubic hairs. He/She is usually associated with being a "Player" or "Womanizer".

Dude, that guy over there is a total Minge Eater.

I've gotta stop Minge Eating or I'm gonna get sick.

by Vblacke April 5, 2010

Word eater

Someone who abbreviates words to no end.

Word eater- "OMG you are totes retar, I heard about that yesters! P-Hil sooo didn't text the Brown."
Girl- "Okaaayyy?"

by TheOneWithYourHeart August 27, 2010

Pock Eaten

Opposite to Pock Eater. You are bad at something or someone has beaten you at something in which case your pock has been eaten. Sometimes your Pock can be eaten raw.

Duffy: "Yo dude,Matt just got his Pock Eaten by Paul, 4-1!"
Sean: "Pauls a Pockhead but Matt just got his Pock Eaten Raw"

by magicrico July 28, 2011

moldy cheese-eater

Someone who does something they don't want to do because they are afraid to speak up. My friend ate a moldy cheese sandwich her senile grandmother made her because she didn't want to hurt her feelings.

You are such a moldy cheese-eater!

by Mindy Hawley October 25, 2007