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Ethan

An annoying twat who can’t keep a girl for one second Without lying to her. He will never grow up and be irresponsible for EVER. Fuck all Ethans.
Never date an ethan.
by S.e.re.n.a June 4, 2020
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When you meet a boy named Ethan, it feels like you’ve just been reborn. The love he can give is OUT OF THIS WORLD. He has a smile that could make his enemies smile but he doesn’t have any enemies because he’s such an amazing person. If you ever argue with an Ethan, he’ll always make sure he has a good reason about why he is right. He gives amazing advice and focuses on the little things in life. He always knows what’s right and would make an amazing boyfriend. If you ever meet an Ethan, don’t lose them. They are one of the best things that could happen to you and they REALLY aren’t like other boys. He’ll enjoy listening to your conversations, tell you what he likes about you, tell you funny jokes, maybe even flirt a little... boys named Ethan really just wanna be loved. That’s all..
My crush, Ethan, is on the wrestling team.
by Heather Gorge June 6, 2020
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the guy with the 8 inch dong, he is an absolute player.
Ethan
by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020
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An adjective that someone uses to describe himself/herself. It is synonymous with "mentally handicapped," and in some cases, "homosexual."
"I'm really excited to go to the movies!"
"Hi 'really excited to go to the movies!' I'm Ethan!"
by e_than_301 June 10, 2020
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A gay boy who has nothing better to do in his life and will always be a disappointment to his family.
OMG! Did you see that Ethan
by 198235512355Jakos June 16, 2020
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Ethan

Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.

Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.

Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
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A man usually that has a small midget dick
He has a real Ethan
by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019
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