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An incredible arsehole, and also a dickhead. Also known to make love in tents.
"Quit being an Ethan you douche."
Ethan by abagoforanges January 11, 2013
A name for a really annoying person, who likes video games and is a guy, who thinks he is cooler than he really is.
Man, that guy was such and Ethan, he annoyed me like crazy, he thinks he is cooler than he really is.
Ethan by HaybayPie August 26, 2015
Fuck Ethan
Ethan by finter360 January 15, 2017
Everyone wants to be Ethan. Girls are constantly all over him. Ethan came from Africa, only blacks have his name no whites , but it's whatever
Ethan by Ethan Ganard March 14, 2017
Ethan is the biggest cunt on this earth, if you see a wild ethan, catch him with a pokeball and throw him into the sea. He is the biggest cunt alive and a huge piece of shit in general.
Oh shit, that's an Ethan! Fucking Run!
Ethan by potatoes have toes May 9, 2018
The term Ethan describes a kid who is so fat that he has his own orbit. This bloke is proud of having sex with a small ugly un-australian chode. He also prides himself on his weight even though he is obese by 92 billion kilos. You would normally see Ethan scaring children because he has the face of a ballsack dipped in honey and set on fire. Ethan and Peter do rock paper scissors to see who gets to rub Frankies big tits first. The female gender usually fuck themselves with plyers after visioning an Ethan.
Josaphine: Oh fuck. Look down.
Prudence: Why? Whats up.
Josaphine: Is an Ethan.
Prudence: Where I don't see any..... AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josaphine: Oh Shit,
Prudence: Oi do you have any Plyers?
Ethan by Gouchehairs October 22, 2011