Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE
by KkMoikK September 24, 2018
Our class has an Edward Carbajal.
by bigdickmaster2 November 16, 2020
Mark Edwards.
A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.
Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.
A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.
Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.
by Foxyfox316 October 10, 2018
One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.
by -Holly- July 08, 2010
The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
by Johnston Hughes December 30, 2007
by General Krantz March 05, 2019
Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.
Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...
Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...
Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!
by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014