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earth sex

When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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down to earth

a vague, meaningless expression that a wide variety of people use to express an undefinable positive quality in an other
For instance:
"Those two police officers were really down to earth, weren't they?"
"This ski lodge has down to earth feel to it, don't you think?"
"Rainbow is one of the most down to earth individuals I know."
"Say what you want about George Bush, but he's a down to earth kinda guy."
"The astronauts were the down to earth sort"
"REI and Eddie Bauer outlets have a down to earth feel to them."
by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004
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Dale Earnhardt

One of the best NASCAR Driver of all time. The only thing i ponder about why people add definitions that are highly disrespectful. Look at it this way, in 1992, Richard Petty retired. NASCAR ratings were at an all time low. Since 4 races after Daytona in 2001, the ratings for NASCAR have gone down 38%. 9 races after Dale died was the first time EVER a track was not sold out. Think about it that way. Only a crapload of America watched NASCAR because of Dale. There will never be another intimidator like Dale.
"Who's that number 3"
"That's the best driver ever, Dale Earnhardt
by Freyguy August 7, 2008
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Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.
Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011
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Amelia Earhart

When you fuck the same girl in multiple locations (cities, towns, states, or countries) and you leave her stranded on a curb never to be seen.
Arthur: This bitch I've been fucking has been on my nerves lately. I'm about to Amelia Earhart her in our next trip to Orlando.
by StultifiedJohnny March 7, 2018
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Flat Earther

by I am Flat May 8, 2019
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flat earther

someone who should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances. If you know any of these people please publicly shame them until they either realize their stupidity or end themselves
flat earthers are retarded and should be taken to space and pushed into the vacuum.
by the real ted bundy December 14, 2020
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