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National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022
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what a drag to love you like I do

its painful how someone can love another without them knowing
what a drag to love you like I do *sighs*
by dilfslayer96 October 4, 2021
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high speed, low drag, that's how I roll

Flying through life with efficiency.
I had a million things to do today, but I got them all done. High speed, low drag, that's how I roll.
by Steel Gunny February 19, 2011
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the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold
James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009
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Drag

My name, I’m hot and nice and attractive. Like me.
Drag is super hot

Drag is sexy

Did you hear about Drag getting tons of the sex?
by Draggie October 1, 2021
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DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND

Get in your TESLA and power up the MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Send multiracial pictures of yourself because GRACE KELLY told HALSEY.

Giving someone the run around who just ran around themselves.

To literally fall in love with a TOT.

Falling in love with a particular TOT.

Boring into the ELITE
Hey KENNER , I am going to get in my TESLA DRAGGINGV MYSELF AROUND I mean soapbox SLATE and write my INTERNET RELAY ass off as I am powering up that AI COMPUTER rip it at 80 mph.

I can be white , I can be black as just start DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and while I am at it PURPLE works as I will rain on you , you racist MOTHER.

I notice by DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND around all day that when I mention ASSHOLE in an ad I begin DRAGGING MYSELF ARIUND again trying to get HOT SEX.

I have to admit and it is scary as everytime I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND and see that TOT talk I fall in love.

That TOT is WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT as I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND his annual meeting and telling people you know that TOT is a GHOST HOLE and my friend JAMES tells me and I thought I saw him at the IRISH CASINO and VENETIAN as that GHOST HOLE TOT has never been to VEGAS ever.

I know if I am DRAGGING MYSELF AROUND enough I will finally meet TOT but it is bad luck to say it but I will say his other half MASTURBATION OF COINS.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
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