Diarrhea

steaming hot colored feces mixed with piss

"I just had diarrhea."

by poopykisse April 21, 2021

Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.

Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.

by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA

A BIG HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA IS YOUR MOM'S TOILET OR HOUSE

KID: "WHY DOES YOUR MOM LIVE IN A HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA, WHAT A NOOB!1"

by w i n n i n g s m i l e May 10, 2021

Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.

Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea

by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024

Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits

shrek gave me blowjob diarrhea

by jdung May 16, 2023

Diarrhea Wednesday

The resulting consequences of eating tacos on Taco Tuesday

Jonas declined to join his friends at Taco John's to avoid Diarrhea Wednesday since he was flying to New York that day.

by Trektheusa May 13, 2014