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Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home
In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss
Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!
by I want todos May 14, 2021
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Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3
Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!
by nari!<3 October 13, 2021
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Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
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Danger Cream

Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024
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Super dangerous

It’s mean that someone want you to sexually please them
by Crazy name guy February 6, 2024
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dangerous cowboy

while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.
i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.
by bellzzzz October 27, 2009
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