cursed boi

a VERY cursed cat that kitboy_orb drew and now they use as pfp

he is a cursed boi, a chonky boi

by ms.idontgototherapy May 10, 2021

coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012

The Russian Curse

Randomly finding yourself talking to multiple Russian(doesn't really matter could be Moroccon African, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. These phish emails attempt to steal your identity and offer false hopes of love at first site. Not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.

Dude have you guys seen those Russian fight videos? everybody in Russia fights for some reason. I think Russia's been rubbing off on me, I don't even drink that much anymore and in the past year I've done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house... I might have the Russian curse.

by fuckinghateme August 27, 2013

Rachel's Curse

A curse of where people you love, like, are like family to you, or are your best friends move away either literally or spiritually.

My boyfriend Daniel is moving away, I hate my Rachel's Curse.

by Dustywhisker September 30, 2013

Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger

Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse

by Charnime October 25, 2023

The Curse of Narl

The Curse of Narl is a curse that applies to "narleniun" A.K.A "spongeleniun". It happens in the "Hunger Games" in the discord server "AI_Sponge Rebooted". The Curse causes Narleniun/Spongeleniun to go into mid-game/late-game hunger games, but then die usually due to starvation or dehydration.

Narl: fuck yeah dude im beating their asses in this hunger games
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.

by narleniun October 30, 2023

the Kpop stan curse

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.

Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."

by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023