mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache

she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

chocolate covered banana

yummy bonaner

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022

sugar covered waffles

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...

“did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”

by toast.whore January 29, 2021

chocolate covered strawberries

the ultimate sex food

feed me these chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

by bootytooch February 8, 2021

Manhole Cover

Putting a coin in your foreskin effectively cover your tip

Today I used a toonie as a manhole cover.

by Leak My Nut February 8, 2021

Deep Cover

A cancelled Looking Glass studios game that happened in cold war times

Guy 1: Hey! Have you heard of deep cover?
Guy 2: Tf is that?
Guy 1: A cancelled game!

by 231231231231 February 16, 2021

love live cover group

a love live cover group is a cosplay group (usually of 9) where each member has an assigned love live character, who they learn dances as and cosplay as. usually these cover groups perform at conventions

i'm nico in a love live cover group!!

by niicopuri April 17, 2021