cotton headed ninny muggins

An insult used by elves

Buddy the Elf: "I'm just a cotton headed ninny muggins!!"

by Papa Elf13 January 01, 2012

Deep South Cotton Mouth

Refers to an extreme thirst brought about while high on marijuana.

Symptoms include: Extremely dry mouth, Excessive thirst, and a motivation to drink everything in sight.

Also referred to as simply, deep south

James Bonfire had Deep South Cotton Mouth last night and drank 5 water bottles in an hour

by James Bonfire June 24, 2011

cotton-headed-ninny-muggins

a diss/insult in a funny, babyish way. It adds humer to any harsh fight and you may hear it coming from a whole range of different ages.

your such a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins! what is your problem

by stick it January 01, 2006

Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 09, 2013

bless your cotton socks

When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person

Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.

Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!

Bless your cotton socks

by Ho Lee Phuq September 17, 2017

cotton headed ninny muggins

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.

Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

by Cheeky Elf September 25, 2006

Sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows

When things are going well, financially and otherwise, for you and your family; when you're on a roll

The Biden administration's handling of certain recent crises isn't sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows.

by Sexydimma June 07, 2021