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Christopher

Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.
Christopher does not like salads
by Alex rosan March 23, 2025
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Christopher Rivera

The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch
Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!
by Certified Macc November 11, 2022
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Christopher Hiett

a very hot skater dude god hes very attractive
by VansClub November 24, 2022
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christopher zackery

a weirdo who likes dank memes and minecraft and tyler and pokemon
by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd May 3, 2018
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Christopher Greaves

Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
by CG1A August 15, 2021
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Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".
by Decolonized December 8, 2021
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