Sir Chips

An old sounding young English gentleman with a large appetite for food and for watching fat or cripple porn. He is also a chronic masturbator.

Jules: Hey Mate, these hob nobs are gorgeous!!

Jess: Mkay...Sir Chips.

by princessjessxo December 15, 2011

chip dirt

The sad pile of broken chips left at the bottom of the bag.

Damn dude, you just left a pile of chip dirt in this Doritos bag. Go grab a new bag!

by BTdrone August 17, 2013

douche chips

A variety of potato chips flavored with salt and vinegar, which are also the primary cleansing ingredients found in a douche.

Mary's mouth had that not so fresh feeling until she ate a bag of douche chips.

by Plaid Ninja November 26, 2007

Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 22, 2006

chips and salsa

Any of the most basic sexual positions, missionary, 69, etc.

The first time we made love, it was chips and salsa

by elliot February 13, 2005

Dorito Chip

A girl's bush trimmed down into a triangualr shape, like a dorito.

Man she has a cute Dorito Chip.

by BlueMan1 September 12, 2006

Chip Chop

the action of taking your flat hand and hitting someone one the chest(chip)then quickly hitting them under the chin(chop).
Started by Heck

dude i bit my tongue when you chip chopped me.

by Dan Heck April 13, 2007