One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.
When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.
by LizzY23 April 23, 2023
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When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'
Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.
by Unagamer December 14, 2023
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"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022
Get the catholic surprise mug.A way of sugar coating the use of child exploitation to physiologically abuse children to the point of mental illness to force Catholicism onto them against their will usually brainwashing them into thinking they chose the faith which no sane consenting adult ever does requiring all abrahamic religion to survive off child exploitation through Religious indoctrination abuse.
Most people who were raised Catholic don't have the mental capacity to leave the faith without forced deprogramming because they were subjected to so much physiological abuse that continues through adulthood.
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