Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face
Especially when it’s your girl he wants
Especially when it’s your girl he wants
by Black chess peaches November 18, 2023
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.
He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.
He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.
He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022
Get the Carsonmug. When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
Get the Carson Johnsonmug. An amazing, blond, hansom man that will always love you and be true to the end. He has no problem having a long relationship. He would be a wonderful guy to date.
Carson is so cute
by lkjflklkjsl;kdjf;lkasjdf February 13, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. The true soulmate of a girl with a name that starts with letter A. He loves sneaking looks at his crush and hopes you will drop a note for him in his locker, etc. Carson wants you more than you know. <3
Carson: I was really hoping someone would drop a note in my locker, preferably Her ;)
Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker
Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.
Her: Damn I'm thinking of dropping a secret note in Carson's locker
Friend: OMG you should have you seen the way he looks at you and sneaks glances at you. He definitely loveessss you.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
Get the Carsonmug. He’s very smart you just wouldn’t expect him to be. He’s handsome and strong, a hard worker. When he loves he loves hard. He makes you his one and only and loves you unconditionally. Don’t take him for granted because he’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. He’s great with kids. He tries to please everyone and sometimes forgets about himself. He puts everyone else first. He’ll do anything to make the ones he loves happy. He’ll be a love you’ll never forget.
by Live.life January 6, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is unexplainable. He is an amazing guy with a big heart. He is liked by so many girls. When he has a girlfriend he tends to not be very trustworthy and cheats but covers it up. But everyone always forgives him. He is nice, funny, and extremely attractive. He is attracted to brown haired green eyed tall skinny girls. He is so hot and every girl wants to hook up with him
by oneofurhoes January 31, 2018
Get the Carsonmug.