Explosive Cream

The female version of the load of shame
When a girl sees a guy so hot that she creams on the spot

OMG Jason walked by an Becky had explosive cream
I feel so bad for her

by TallGuy6576 October 27, 2011

Creaming Eagles

1. a secret brotherhood of men and women set to destroy the life of another, while also exponentially increasing the sexual pleasure said target recieves

2. The call of a creaming eagle is akin to the sound a dying pterodactyl would make if it was being killed by an eagle, and only a creaming eagle can make this noise.

Me: Zach, have you finished the "tryouts" for our friend Billy?
Zach: Well I would, but my dick is kinda sore...
Me: Fine! well i'm gonna go throw a sharpie into his laundry.
Zach: Now there's the Creaming Eagles spirit! later I'll set his alarm ahead two hours...
both: Pee-yowwahhhh-ah-ahhhahhwahhh!!!!

by Creaming Eagles November 11, 2011

a nice cream

What the male Indian race refers to a female of the Indian race as being, (Indian slang for lovley lady)

hello bootyful, show bobs and vageen, u can have my curry, your a nice cream!

by Black daddy’s got hoes April 29, 2020

Boston Cream

The practice of spurting gonorrheic discharge ("gleet") into a vagina ("filling the doughnut"), and then eating it out. This is usually accomplished first by acquiring the bacteria neisseria gonorrhoeae from a promiscuous partner and letting it fester for a period of at least six weeks. Next, the unsuspecting female victim is wooed into engaging in sexual intercourse without ever having been told of the existence of the penile colony ("the Mayflower"). Finally, the vagina is filled with creamy yellowish hate (which ultimately oozes out much like a Boston Cream doughnut), to be enjoyed through a bit of cunnilingus.

"I gave her the Boston Cream last year, and after the lawsuit settles, I'm going to chow down on a second helping."

by monster.co.ck June 13, 2009

snow cream

Ice cream made from fresh snow, so light and delicious as to be nearly impossible.

This is too good be snow cream! It's Jesus Spooge!

by Straif July 30, 2008

cream cheesing

when somebody replaces normal cream cheese whith day old stale cum and puts it in sombody's bagle

I hate that fucker and were going cream cheesing on him.

by yo yo yo 69 May 2, 2008

Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013