Harbinger Buyer

A Retail Buyer who consistently chooses products where the sell through is incredibly low.

They are likely to buy fashion and consumer goods that get discontinued due to lackluster sales.

That store has a Harbinger Buyer but they can't get fired because he's the kid of

by Chomma June 18, 2022

microconsole buyer man

Scott the Woz

Source: youtu. be/Dz31FfclzBI?t=22

"Just grab your nearest Merriam Webster's Dictionary and turn to the page with the definition for microconsole buyer man on it. You'll find my picture right then and there."

by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 4, 2022

kokotsky buzerant

kokotsky buzerant is someone who's so fcking incredibly stupid. lil niggerboy is g#y af.

A:Look at this lil niggerboy.
B:Ye i kno this dude he a kokotsky buzerant Tomas Hanzelka.
C:BRO LOOKS FADED THAN A HOE.

by floorgang-ouh, floorgang-ouh November 16, 2022

Head Buffer

A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.

"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"

by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023

Soggy Boufer

Soggy Boufer can be used as a noun ( person , place, or a thing )

That soggy boufer is really cool

by komkomkom August 29, 2023

Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.

Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.

by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023