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British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.
by Travair January 13, 2022
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Swimmer's blowjob

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.
Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016
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colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.
“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington
by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017
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Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
by DJKOKC December 14, 2020
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walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
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horse blowjob

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.
by ComradeJames January 9, 2021
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blowjob pants

Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.

Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants

Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.

Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019
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