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Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.
We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.
by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023
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blessing

1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
by Dauzinho September 24, 2023
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Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
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Blessing

Fucking legend. Enjoyable person , normally a really funny and kind person. Premier league fan, future baller and just a legend nje tjo tjo tjo
Blessing is grateful
by DaddyG_7 November 22, 2021
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Bless

big black man born in England from congo I like women with big ass and good cooking skills
I'm a very intelligent man with a snake like cock. I like chicken.
yo is he a bless?? of course hes big AND BLACK
by noone send help November 22, 2021
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bless it

Boy
"My ex is calling"
Girl
"Bless it"
by Lala420 January 5, 2020
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Bless the chat

by Jasonkiller378 January 25, 2020
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