fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.
"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."
by ninirosa February 01, 2018
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Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended
Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender
by jackdewitt February 21, 2023
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