Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Handle

Slow minded scared people who listen to Kelly Clarkson and have an obsession with the geographical marking of the counties of Ireland

“That’s handle being handle”

by Handlemember November 27, 2020

Too Hot To Handle

The lady looks like she's been around
She's covered a lot of ground
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady knows love sure ain't no game
She's been through too much pain
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Lady's gonna make a fool of me
Gonna make a fool of me
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

Lady's gonna let you think you'll win
Then she's gonna let you lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

The lady's got a reputation here
Got a reputation there
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

The lady's got a lot of satin charm
And that can do you harm, you harm
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose

Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble

by Death Menace September 6, 2023

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 September 8, 2016

grabbing handles

Jerking off

He was definitely grabbing handles last night.

by Urbanman64 May 3, 2015