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Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
by fatttt December 10, 2016
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The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 29, 2010
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School Bathrooms

The WORST THING IN SCHOOL, There’s paper everywhere and there’s a chance of piss being on the floor, And the doors are broken and the school doesn’t do shit! If the doors are broken, There’s a high chance of someone opening it and accidentally seeing your ass or your junk. Also the toilets will be occasionally disgusting af. And last but not least, People will try and see you while you just wanna piss or shit in peace!
school bathrooms are a no
by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022
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Bathroom Pleaser

A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.
bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.

joe: how was it man?

bob: i am pleased
by mountain that rhymes August 27, 2013
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Bathroomism

Bathroomism is a fake religion made by some 8-12th graders.
The church of bathroomism is a cool place.
by Bathroom Mob Leader December 6, 2023
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Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
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Bathroom

A place where you take a sh*t, piss, shower, etc
I neeeeeed to use the bathroom ms.coochie Amy said

No it’s may you use the bathroom. Ms.coochie said
by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022
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