alarmclophobia

a fear of the alarming noise that a clock emits in the morning to wake oneself up. ( not to be mistaken with alarmclockphobia)

like omg my friend katie has the worst alarmclophobia i've ever seen

by huntzwild July 20, 2010

Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.

When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.

by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013

Ajlar

Ajlar is a random girl who loves sniffing used tampons. They can be find in the jungles from Jamaica, but they are also often seen at the Australian beaches. They love smoking and they can't say no to a good drink.

Ajlars get a lot of boys. Everybody loves her and they love to use her as a horse.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ajlar?
Person 2: Yes, I was riding her back yesterday!

by godfather1928 December 27, 2013

alarm buddy

Someone who calls you early in the morning or late at night to wake you up (not a booty call.)

Tashi uses an alarm buddy to wake up early for work

by DogVsCat1954 June 10, 2014

alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep

SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!

by nigg er face March 18, 2015

Alarm Cock

Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp

by Quaxo March 17, 2016