Ajlar 

Ajlar is a random girl who loves sniffing used tampons. They can be find in the jungles from Jamaica, but they are also often seen at the Australian beaches. They love smoking and they can't say no to a good drink.

Ajlars get a lot of boys. Everybody loves her and they love to use her as a horse.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ajlar?
Person 2: Yes, I was riding her back yesterday!

Ajlar by godfather1928 December 27, 2013

5 alarm breath 

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

5 alarm breath by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm 

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

dick alarm by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

Ajla 

Bosnian word to mean to worship , or to live for , to serve under comand.
Ajla is very powerful.
Ajla is a strong, independent, caring, animal loving, generous, kind-hearted girl, she can be boring but opens up real easily to friends. She is usually used to being betrayed or used by others and sometimes insecure. Ajla is a very creative, and can make anyone laugh. They don't like being messed with, if you do mess with her... oh you're gonna have a tough time. If you move or leave, Ajla with never forget you no matter what. They can really make good stories and are usually day-dreaming a lot. An Ajla is very social, but when she's at a new place she isn't really at first. If she sees anyone getting bullied, she always tries to interfere and is never a bystander. An Ajla usually has trust issues due to being betrayed, if you earn her trust and somehow break it, it's almost impossible to gain back. An Ajla has a lot of people that have a crush on her but she doesn't like them back, when she finds someone she's not sure what she sees in him/her. An Ajla doesn't believe in her beauty, and tells people she's not "beautiful" or talented. But she is smart, hot, sexy, funny, beautiful girl. An Ajla has a hidden talent but doesn't like expressing it. An Ajla is a fantasy believer and has seen rare sights that others haven't. If you are friends with an Ajla and have her trust you are very lucky, you might not know it but you are.

What ever you do, don't mess with an Ajla. 😳

Ajla by BosnianBbyBoo✌🏼🇧🇦 December 13, 2019

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

American EAS Alarm by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

buttery alarm by Buters876 February 23, 2015