after sex phone call

just like it sounds a call made after sex

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

by adam schilling November 10, 2002

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send kalani after you

An expression used to commence a DDOS attack towards someone.

"Zip it going to send kalani after you" ~WaterLostic

by Send Kah-Lahn-e after you February 20, 2017

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Porn After-Guilt (PAG)

Feeling guilty after having an orgasm when watching porn.

P1: I was watching porn last night and I started feeling guilty and was like "why am I watching this?"

P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes

by KanyesFavoriteSweater August 25, 2016

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After dinner mint

The lint balls trapped in a person's ass crack. More common if the person has a hairy ass crack.

Dude, I just cleaned out the shower drain and found a year's worth of after dinner mints.

by rjs13 August 6, 2016

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day after wednesday

Not Thursday

The greatest Long Island band ever

Theyll rock your world

by Greg Swirson January 13, 2003

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morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

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