Bird Puppies

Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...

"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"

by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

space puppy

Where you swing your dick around in 0 gravity then stopping, causing it to slowly orbit your balls

Look at my space puppy!

by handlemybar May 23, 2018

Puppy Necking

used to describe sexual speech

Dude 1: That was a sexual speech!
Dude 2: He was puppy necking
Dude 1: Oh, makes sense

by iambored123 October 24, 2017

The puppies are out

When an attractive girl at the office wears a low-cut blouse you tell your colleague "the puppies are out"

Hey, did you see Jen today? The puppies are out!"

by BlueShells22 April 6, 2017

puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.

"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."

by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017

odd puppy

A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle

Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!

by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017