Princess muff

When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.

I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!

Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.

by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015

Princess Money

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.

How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.

by hel112570 August 12, 2015

princess nipples

Nipples that are pinky and smaller in size

You have classic Princess nipples babe, i can look at them all day

by Fvcking June 22, 2016

key princess

It means I get what I want when I want it.

Wow Tiffani is such a key princess. She literally said “Fuck you bitches”

by Shalyssa January 6, 2021

Ice Princess

"A chick who is cold hearted, vicious, prude.

"I cant get the hook up the girl is an Ice Princess"

by Andi June 10, 2006

Princess Wave

To insert your hand in a woman's pussy and/or ass and rotate in a "princess wave" like motion

Yo son that girl was so loose I gave her the princess wave.

by Phatsax7 November 23, 2009

princess stoner

That girl who wears designer labels, is in good social standings with friends and teachers, who gets her shit done on time, who joins clubs, is on student government, and spends her parents money on weed. lots and lots of it. She's not a sloppy drunk, enjoys a good time, sometimes DTF, always DTS, and can out-smoke any bro she knows.

girl 1: God i hate that bitch. she rubs her marc jacobs shit in our face, represents the student body on council, and has the hottest boyfriend.
girl 2: yeah, i hear she smokes him and her friends up all the time.

girl 1: If i was smoking that much there's no way I'd be as active. seriously what's her secret?
girl 2: nothing, she's just a princess stoner.

by bluegreengrrl August 20, 2011