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Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.
Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!
by Giraffarig August 16, 2011
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cilt pussy ass wedgie

the painful act of pulling underwear through your private part
(a true story)

when i was 18, i was bullied. one day while walking home from school, a group of guys gave me a wedgie and dragged me to their house. they hung me from the basketball hoop and stripped me naked, the took pictures of me while cutting holes in my shirt and bra. after about an hour, they took me to their room and hung me on those pull up bars. they were pretty tall, and started spanking the hell out of me, then took turns sucking me. i screamed and moaned but their mom was passed out. they ended up going into me and shoving things like rulers, tomatoes and medals into me while letting the ribbons hang out of me. they also gave me a bunch of nipple twisting. since my mom and dad were out for the week they made me hand for over 3 days, only giving me cum to drink while jerking off. when i needed to use the bathroom, they filmed me and didnt let me get off. they washed me with my piss and waste, while videoing everything. after about a week of taking turns on me, showeing me in my waste, feeding me cum and 5L of water an hour, they let me go. i had to go home with my clothes wet (i was wearing a microskirt, leggings, a white crop and a red bra) with holes displaying my ass and tits/nipples. my clothes were wet with my piss and they blackmailed me for a month before everyone in my school found out. after that instance, they gave me constant squeaky clean wedgies and made my pussy and nipples hella sore. i hate cilt pussy ass wedgie.
by hornypussy May 10, 2025
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Wedgie

When someone or something has reached max annoyance, this is a fun term to put them in their place
Jesus Christ Braedon your being such a fuckin Wedgie”
by Pharp___ May 15, 2018
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Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe
Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?
by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025
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Wedgie

A wedgie is the condition of having one‘s underwear stuck in their buttocks either in a natural way (natural wedgie), when the underwear is engulfed by one’s butt cheeks or by getting them pulled up as a prank or an act of bullying. In the second case the underwear of the victim is usually grabbed by the waistband and pulled up behind their back forcing the legholes to slide between the victim‘s buttocks, similar to a thong, causing an immense pain in their butt crack. The wedgie has numerous variations such as the so-called „melvin“, where the underwear is pulled up from the front, the hanging wedgie, where the victim is lifted up by their underwear which is then attached to an object so that the victim is solely hanging from the piece of cotton between their butt cheeks and the atomic wedgie, where the victim‘s underwear is yanked up so high it can be pulled over his/her head for the ultimate humiliation. Not only does a wedgie cause physical damage such as the severe burn in the victim‘s crack but it also damages the individual mentally as having one’s underwear stretched out of their pants, in a way that everybody around him/her can see it, might destroy someone‘s confidence completely. Therefore the wedgie is known to be one of the most evil acts of bullying as the victim gets hurt in a sensitive area such as his/her own butt crack, a private area that no other person should be allowed to invade.
I‘d like to give her a wedgie.
I got wedgied by my sister.
by 466775 March 25, 2018
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wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021
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Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole
Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
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