A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.
Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018
Get the what in the walmartmug. Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016
Get the chanel vs walmartmug. The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
Get the Walmart Sockingmug. by FPG1321 September 30, 2019
Get the Walmartmug. "I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Get the I sexually identify as a walmart bagmug. Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
Get the Walmart Socksmug. When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Alternatively you could say walmarting
by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024
Get the WALMARTmug.