Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.
by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023
Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020
by sempd September 11, 2021
The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.
by wagnam163 June 15, 2025
by Nodnarb1 March 11, 2022
Billy was putting Christmas decorations up in July, I asked him why are Walmarting. He said because Walmart had them out already too.
by Agrevane November 22, 2015
by seymourwhiplash October 01, 2015