Hey you know Noodles_.wife?
Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?
Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?
by Hutao👻 July 31, 2021
Get the Noodles_.wifemug. Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.
Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.
by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020
Get the hood wifemug. To
Errol & Wife you two are mine & my man's besties🤗 we have the utmost love & respect
for you as a couple.Errol I've known you in excess of 5yrs now.You & my friend/sister are
so good for each other your families get on
so well I couldn't have asked God for better
people i enjoy spending time with you guys.I know every couple goes through struggles
you just need to communicate better so do
we really I know you love her endlessly & my friend/sister loves you too,but some advice
for you both keep what ever you go through in
your marriage between yourselves as there are
a lot of so called friends especially younger ones trying to destroy your marriage. If you argue or fight it's still your marriage to work through not theirs.You have been together almost 9yrs now don't let bad mind people pretending to be friends of yours or hers into you private lives
A psychic has told me a younger woman tried to breakup your marriage as she has unhealthy obsession with you from a long time ago your mistake you reconnected with the person.
Understand your marriage is sacred between a husband & wife for better for worse even if you get mad at each other😄One suggestion go out as a couple more often I'm scared someone is trying to get your wife to leave you out of spite.
That person isn't a friend she's done something
CUT HER OFF!
Love you both 💕🙏🏾
Errol & Wife you two are mine & my man's besties🤗 we have the utmost love & respect
for you as a couple.Errol I've known you in excess of 5yrs now.You & my friend/sister are
so good for each other your families get on
so well I couldn't have asked God for better
people i enjoy spending time with you guys.I know every couple goes through struggles
you just need to communicate better so do
we really I know you love her endlessly & my friend/sister loves you too,but some advice
for you both keep what ever you go through in
your marriage between yourselves as there are
a lot of so called friends especially younger ones trying to destroy your marriage. If you argue or fight it's still your marriage to work through not theirs.You have been together almost 9yrs now don't let bad mind people pretending to be friends of yours or hers into you private lives
A psychic has told me a younger woman tried to breakup your marriage as she has unhealthy obsession with you from a long time ago your mistake you reconnected with the person.
Understand your marriage is sacred between a husband & wife for better for worse even if you get mad at each other😄One suggestion go out as a couple more often I'm scared someone is trying to get your wife to leave you out of spite.
That person isn't a friend she's done something
CUT HER OFF!
Love you both 💕🙏🏾
by Janet21 March 8, 2023
Get the Errol & Wifemug. Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Wife-sharingmug. I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.
by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019
Get the Aaron's Wifemug. _Australian_. _noun_.
A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
by justanotherwanderingsoul July 3, 2020
Get the Wife lifemug. A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.
Maybe they have been Married at the doof.
They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Maybe they have been Married at the doof.
They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019
Get the doof wifemug.