feminine country twist

Handcuffs on the wall, two lesbians in bed, log cabin, and a dog with make-up on, need I say more?

My gitlfriend and i had hit a bit of a rough patch before I walked in on a feminine country twist.

by Reactosé June 4, 2017

Twisted Mantis Spring

Verb.

When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.

I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring

by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014

The Twist n Lock

This is when a woman, is performing oral sex on a guy. She does not want the guy to 'nut' in his mouth. So the guy says, 'ok.'
At 'splurging' moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his 'knob' as he can, and twists...realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.

I gave that bitch the twist n lock!

by ChaRMuMPiS July 29, 2006

mind twist

9 inch cack motherfucker, do you speak it?

mind twist got his rocks off on my chest

by twistaroo March 19, 2003

Pinch-N-Twist

Taking the bra off with the one-handed reach around. Unoticed by the female occupant

How'd you take her bra off?...Dude!! Really?! You didn't use the Pinch-N-Twist?!

by Tough Guy Ty November 12, 2009

don't twist em

What is said to someone giving you a hard time, a reference to the testicles.

1: I need that money by tuesday man.
2: Just relax, don't twist em.

by fakemonster August 24, 2005

Irish Twist

Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world

OG Mudbone is the only man alive who can control the power of the irish twist.

by xtremeirishman October 25, 2014