Toaster

Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread

Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?

by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘

toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)

by tanyYYYYYY March 23, 2021

your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.

Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster

by elizor09 May 1, 2021

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.

Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*

by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012