Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019

Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.

I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.

by hmcdesq May 24, 2010

Meme Wife

A person of interest that you share memes with on a daily basis.

Have you tagged your meme wife in this cool doggo vid?

by GhostOfPaulWalker November 5, 2017

plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.

Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.

by Conbox September 7, 2011

Swipe Wife

The modern term for "sugar momma".

The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.

Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!

by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023