Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019

When, usually a man, takes a picture of himself with his muscles flexed but is trying to look like he's standing casually.
by Universe42 December 15, 2020

goggle nyan and hope you find some girl acting like a cat? I can't really give a good example!
*kitty flex*
*kitty flex*
by Dannala January 8, 2011

To take or steal something, with the past tense being "Flexed" and present participle being "Flexing"
Example One: Kyle recently went to the convenience store to flex a Monster energy drink.
Example Two: Chad is flexing his new Lambo in Instagram
Example Three: I just flexed the PS5, y'all down to play.
Example Two: Chad is flexing his new Lambo in Instagram
Example Three: I just flexed the PS5, y'all down to play.
by diamondzsantana April 18, 2021

Be back in minute just flexing a pop.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
by HeavySoss December 7, 2019

“I have more money then you”
“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”
“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”
“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
by The Bingster April 18, 2019

by BlatlanticK ReKords May 5, 2018
