thigh pad

A way to describe someone with a lot of cash in their pocket, looking like they’re wearing football pads but it’s just money

Boy got a thigh pad

by iiirookie June 18, 2024

splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili April 5, 2010