chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.

F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!

by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017

Vagina thumb

Type of wound on your finger that ends up looking like a vagina.

I got vagina thumb when I cut myself with the corkscrew.

by Sillymonkey129 July 2, 2017

Dead Thumb

When one is so high, they're unable to use their thumb to ignite their lighter themselves.

"Dude can you light the bowl for me? I've got dead thumb."

by Mau. T October 6, 2015

stink thumb

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

Smell that? Thats stink thumb

by garygohome September 20, 2013

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it

Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.

by NotTheATF May 20, 2021

prescription thumb

that law commercial or sounds like he says prescription thumb and that’s what it came from

i had the sudden urge to say i have a prescription thumb on some bitches yolo

by prescription thumb June 14, 2020