Mommy

That strange lady you called because college is nothing like you thought it would be.

“Mommy, the other kids are mean, can you come pick me up!”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

mommy alert

any emo/goth girl with fat tits

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right

by [saturn] July 31, 2021

Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend

Who’s mommied tonight?

by Reza305 May 3, 2019

Mommy

A mommy is someone who give birth to you and raise you and took care of you. So stop typing weird shit in the urban dictionary you pervert.

Person 1 : Hey there my mommy!
Person 2 : Damn really, is she hot?
Person1 : Dude that my mom??!! I just like calling her that.
Person 2 : And? Is she hot or nah?

Person 1 : Dude??!!! Seriously??!!

by coolasisan101lol September 18, 2022

MOMMY’S WHALE

ROBBIEZ PENIZ

MOMMYS WHALE IS SUPER JUICYYYYY LIKE MOMMY’S WHALE

by SuckingWhalesRAmazing October 8, 2018

tommy mommy

When your love for Tom Cruise is so extreme you focus your life on becoming his mommy.

“ I’m such a tommy mommy! Tom Cruise is so hot, call me Mr.s Cruise now ;) “

by Dirty Little Possum January 11, 2023

mommy stompers

emo/goth bad bitch boots

damn that girl got some nice mommy stompers!

by squidwardsenemy October 29, 2023